dear coca cola company,
i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday
We are just trying to figure each other out.
officially my all time favorite postThis is real in a sense thatmost men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind.
ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :
- a birth certificate with 1990-1999
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wait did a bird take these pictures
Yeah I did is there a problem?
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
I’ll do it in a minute:
I’m never going to do it, I just want you to shut up.